tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23022164692200531232024-03-19T06:00:39.520-07:00COMEDY KARMANavigating my way through life & the human comedy as a spiritual being.Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-7199273424703394682012-09-05T00:51:00.000-07:002013-04-10T01:21:24.498-07:00What Have I Done?<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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I’ve been having a mid life crisis of sorts. How did I end
up here?<br />
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So many things I wanted to do with my life and really, I haven’t done
most of them. Where is my Oscar? Where is my Emmy and Tony Award, side by side on my mantle? Where is my mantle?</div>
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Like many over the age of, say, 35 (yes, let's say 35), I wonder where the time
went. And if I could have spent it better. And if I had spent it better, been
better, done better, would I be in a better place? Like where I imagined myself
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Living in L.A.,
one is faced daily with the nagging feeling that one has not done enough.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That others are doing more. That something is missing. That maybe it's too late.<br />
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One big mind fuck.<br />
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My mind is in such a place right now. I place my head against my pillow and close my eyes. I scan my entire
life and what I’ve done. Like a meditation, my life passes before me<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> as I breathe in and breathe out. </span>Images, memories, familiar feelings. A home movie in my mind. And what I’ve done - what I’ve experienced - isn’t so much about what I have printed
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I’ve gone camping, I've skinny dipped, I’ve fallen in love, I've climbed trees,
I’ve driven in a convertible with the wind whipping my hair and the sun on my
shoulders, I've crashed that same convertible in to a barn hurting nothing but my pride.<br />
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I’ve awakened feeling rested and content, I've awakened hungover, I’ve spent sleepless nights excited about the following day, I've spent sleepless nights worrying, I've spent sleepless nights with the one I love, I’ve had orgasms - lots of orgasms - I’ve
felt bliss, I’ve felt joy, I’ve experienced deep and profound peace, I’ve felt
connected to every living thing in the world, I've felt connected to myself, to God; I’ve
had transcendent experiences while acting, while singing, while meditating,
while teaching, while making love, while laughing.<br />
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I’ve made an audience cry
and an audience laugh and often I’ve made the same audience do both. I’ve known
deep sorrow, I’ve felt alone and I’ve felt
connected to everyone in the world through this suffering – through knowing everyone
has suffered and everyone will again and how this very fact connects us all. I’ve swam in the ocean, I’ve been stung by jellyfish, stung by
bees, stung by others’ words; I’ve wanted to end it all and I’ve also wanted to
share my bursting happy heart with the world. I’ve eaten food off a taco truck, a dosa truck, I've eaten food off of someone’s body, been handcuffed by my own volition, gotten
sand in my shoes and my pants, danced till my lungs hurt, won a spelling bee, won acting
awards (no Oscar yet), won someone’s love, won $10 from a Lotto ticket, made money, spent money, lost
money, ridden a horse, ridden a pony and ridden the family collie when I was 3. <br />
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I’ve held kittens and puppies and baby horses and baby rats (yes, rats), and have loved, been loved, been grateful, been
present, been hopeful, wished for more time and wished for less.<br />
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I've been confused and been filled with
insight, had my cheeks pinched, my feet tickled, my hair pulled, my various
body parts attended to with delight; I've been proud, I've been humble, I've been humiliated, I've tripped and fallen on my face in front of people (mostly on purpose while doing pratfalls). I’ve written stories and songs and theatre
and comedy and a poem that was published in Teen Magazine when I was 13.<br />
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I was a mime for three days, I've done experimental theatre and performance art for a non-English-speaking audience who understood about as much as I did. I've sold sandwiches, sold flowers, sold cocktails, sold subscriptions to the L.A. Times; I’ve lived in San Francisco and Chicago and
Manhattan and at least 15 places in the Los Angeles area. I’ve spoken bad
German in Germany, bad French in France, bad Spanish in Puerto Vallarta and
Hollywood and Mr. Garcia's Spanish class. <br />
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I've found $20 on the street. I've found myself and lost myself when I didn't mean to and when I did. I've hated myself, loved myself, felt deep abiding
compassion for myself and for my heart and how I yearn to be of service to myself
and to others this lifetime and how I have felt there is still time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There is still time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Another half of a life – or more – to taste
strawberries and drink cheap champagne and dream new dreams and squeeze my
boyfriend’s ass when he gets out of the shower. Or it could end tomorrow. How lucky I've been if this is where it stops. </div>
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I've lived a life. A life of details that are not insignificant. Many of these details occurred while I've been biding time waiting for my life to be better, to be different. And some of these details could not have occurred at all without my surrender to the present moment - without me falling in love with whatever is right in front in me. </div>
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Who says I haven’t done a thing with my life? <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> But I may feel different tomorrow. And so it goes. </span><br />
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Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-54739452390919868022012-07-21T14:15:00.004-07:002012-07-21T14:48:43.304-07:00Breathe In, Breathe Out, Breathe Easy[ <em>Sarah: In light of the events of the tragic Aurora, Colorado shooting, I thought I would re-post my blog on Tonglen, originally posted on March 18, 2011. xo</em> ]<br />
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Whenever a tragedy occurs, like the earthquake, tsunami and impending nuclear meltdown in Japan, there is a collective grief that hangs in the air. Everyone feels it.<br />
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What do we do in the face of such suffering?<br />
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We might turn away. Or obsess over <span class="yshortcuts">CNN. Or feel</span> overwhelmed, guilty, helpless, numb. We may become more self absorbed as a defense to such enormous grief and then think: "How can I be so obsessed with my little life when there's bigger fish to fry in the universal pan?"<br />
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In Buddhism, the first Noble Truth that "life is suffering" is not a proclamation that "life sucks". It's a truth urging us to be more willing to face suffering squarely. To really look in to its eyes. When we practice this, we can handle anything that comes our way.<br />
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There is a belief – especially in recent years – that we must think only <span class="yshortcuts">happy thoughts</span> and to avoid, avert and distract ourselves from <i>what is</i>. We avoid "bad energy" at all costs and after awhile, we're living like ostriches, with our blindfolded head in the pink sand, believing that <i>this</i> will attract shiny happy things in our lives. This way of living can actually create more fear. It can make us live smaller.<br />
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And facing suffering, understanding suffering, doesn’t mean being glued to the TV watching horribleimage after horrible image for hours on end. This, actually, can be a hysterical indulgence after a certain point.</div>
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So what do you do?<br />
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You could donate to The Red Cross, you could call to make sure friends and relatives are safe, you could organize a benefit. But beyond this, what the hell do you do in order to understand such suffering on a deep level? I don't know completely. But I've been doing Tonglen.</div>
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<b>Tonglen is a beautiful practice for suffering.</b> Basically, you breathe in suffering and you breathe out relief. You actually <i>relate</i> to suffering, rather than turn away. Rather than worry and obsess. Rather than wish things were different. </div>
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<b>The Buddhist path is one of fearlessness.</b> When you truly feel that nothing in life can touch your <span class="yshortcuts">inner sense</span> of grace, deep peace and happiness, you become braver in life. You take risks. You live bigger. You're happier. <br />
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Funny, that.<br />
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So. What to do in the face of such suffering? When there is seemingly no compassionate action you can take in the moment? Try Tonglen.<br />
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<b><u>Heart of Bodhicitta</u></b>:<br />
Get in contact with your open, loving, wise heart. If you have trouble with this, just think of you at your best. This heart is from where all your good deeds have ever sprung. <b>This is a place of spaciousness, wisdom, stillness, clarity, compassion and loving kindness. A collection of all that is good in you. </b> Trust me, it’s there. If you don’t think you have it, borrow someone else’s. Hell, Angelina Jolie’s will work. Or Mother Theresa. Or your great grandma. But see it as a beautiful orb of light in the center of your chest. Maybe golden light, or pure white light. However this resonates with you, get in contact with your heart of bodhicitta, your inherent goodness and compassionate wisdom that is there. Rest your attention here for a while. Count to ten breaths.<br />
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<b><u>Breathe In Suffering</u>: </b><br />
Now see the suffering of another, perhaps a loved one, as a black cloud. It’s hot and thick. Breathe this black cloud of suffering in to your spacious, open, loving heart. <b>Your heart uses it for fuel and…</b><br />
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<b><u>Breathe Out Relief</u>: </b><br />
<b>...As you breathe out, exhale relief to those in suffering in the form of this beautiful light from your heart.</b> Exhale compassion, loving kindness, stillness, expansive clarity and wisdom. All that is limitless and true in your heart of bodhicitta. Let these qualities touch and relieve those beings who suffer. <br />
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In, suffering, out, relief. In, blackness, out, light.<br />
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We want to not do such a thing, right? I mean, breathing in suffering? Are you nuts? Try it anyway. <br />
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Breathe in the suffering of others. Focus on a single being at first. Perhaps a woman who has lost her child in the tsunami. A nuclear plant worker. A dog who cannot find its master, roaming the devastated shoreline. <br />
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Breathe in your own suffering; your own resistance to life, your resistance to your meditation practice, your resistance to washing the dishes after dinner and the fight you always get in to with your loved one about it.<br />
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Breathe in the truth of life; that we all have suffering of some kind or another, taking various shapes and forms that are no more and no less <i>suffering</i>.<br />
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Breathe out the truth of inherent wisdom, kindness, compassion, spaciousness, stillness, clarity.<br />
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<b>Eventually, with this practice, </b><b>you begin to hold suffering and bodhicitta together, in the palm of the same hand, neither fearing and averting, nor attaching and preferring.</b> <b> </b><b>It’s all of it. Just like life.</b><b> </b> <br />
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</div>Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-26634156861808047272012-01-20T23:30:00.000-08:002012-01-20T23:31:55.649-08:00In Gayle We TrustThe third season of the NBC web series I'm on is out! All ten episodes are up on NBC.com and www.ingaylewetrust.com.<br />
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Here's an episode from season 2 to give you some back story...<br />
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And what Mr. and Mrs Anderson are up to now:<br />
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Here's my favorite episode we shot because director Jason Farrand gave us free reign to improvise some pure ridiculosity:<br />
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Enjoy the silliness!<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"> "What the hell does his first name mean?" you may ask. We all know what his new last name - World Peace - is, if not in reality, then at least in theory. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">And while world peace may not be something that can happen overnight, <b><i>metta</i> is entirely possible right now, right here, in this very moment </b>as you read this blog or pump gas or say hello to your nosy neighbor. And it's impact could very well lead to world peace! <b> </b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Ron - oops, Metta World Peace - might be on to something. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b>In Buddhism, <i>metta</i> is a Pali word (<i>maitri</i> in sanskrit) and is one of the four brahmavijaras - aka the four immeasurables or higher emotions of: <u><i>metta, karuna, mudita, upekkha</i></u>.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><i>Metta</i> is<b> loving kindness</b>, <i>karuna</i> is <b>compassion</b> and <i>mudita</i> is <b>appreciative joy</b> - like when your nosy neighbor gets a bonus at work and buys a brand new Lexus. You're happy for him, right? Right? Hellooo? And finally <i>upekkha</i><b>,</b> or <b>equanimity</b> - that unflappable, even quality you maintain in the midst of whatever is thrown your way, like your neighbor's tendency to point out how your crappy '83 Honda Civic is on its last legs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b>We cultivate these higher emotions, these sublime and limitless qualities of loving kindness, compassion, appreciative joy and equanimity in our meditation practice so that they become second nature.</b> Practice may not make "perfect", but practice makes a happier, fulfilling, more peaceful life for yourself and those around you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><i>Metta</i> is many things: unconditional friendliness, warm-heartedness, love, the wish for others to be truly happy, caring for others and expecting nothing in return.</b> However, there <i>is</i> a return on this kind of stuff. Try it and see.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">When we engage in<i> metta</i> practice, we practice sending to others loving kindness and the wish for their happiness. <b>We practice <i>metta</i> in our meditation and we practice it as we move through our daily lives.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">And what Easterners have known for thousands of years, the West is slowly starting to recognize. <i>Metta</i> practice helps us with everything from <a href="http://jhn.sagepub.com/content/23/3/287.abstract" style="color: blue;">chronic pain</a> to better focus to general well being, a sense of connection with others and improved relationships. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b>Personally,<i> metta</i> practice has helped me to not just feel warmth, love and forgiveness for those who have hurt me, but has actually changed how people respond to me, changed my relationship to myself and others, and therefore, </b><b>changed my reality.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b>But sending<i> metta</i> to myself has been truly transformational. </b>As I got over how incredibly foreign and uncomfortable it was for me to send loving kindness my own way - whether I thought I deserved it or not - more of my inherent goodness began to shine through. My creativity enhanced, my humor increased and so did my willingness to take risks, dream big, love deep. I waste much less time on self loathing. This is enjoyed not just by me, but by those around me as my best friends and boyfriend will attest.<b> </b><b> How we treat ourselves is how we treat others. Duh, right? </b> </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">And there is no way I would have been able to go in to countless seedy bars and comedy clubs each night making people laugh without a heart filled with <i>metta</i>. Whether faced with surly, unhappy comics...or a surly, unhappy audience, booker, producer, etc...I've experienced transformation whenever I carry a desire for all those around me to truly be happy. <b> Because, look: when people are happy, they're less of an a-hole, you know? And so am I! </b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">So go ahead. <i>I dare you. </i>Wish for those around you to be truly, completely, utterly happy. <b> True happiness that comes not from outside gain or reputation, but from our true nature - <i>within</i>.</b> </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"> <b><i>Metta</i> lives in all of us; it is part of our true nature no matter how obscured it may have become over the years for us. When we practice getting in touch with it, we start to trust it's always there and easily accessible.</b> </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">If you want to give <i>metta</i> practice a try, all you need is a comfortable, quiet place to sit. Turn off your phones and give yourself 15 minutes. Soon, you and your neighbor will be throwing back jello shots and Googling videos of cats. Or porn. <b>Whatever brings you together.</b></span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><u>Your heart</u></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">See, feel or imagine your heart as a glowing orb of golden light at the center of your chest. Feel its warmth, see its glow.<b> <i>Don’t worry if it’s just a sliver of warmth and light. And if you can’t tap in to it at all, simply trust it is there.</i> <i>Whatever you have is enough</i>.</b> As you breathe in, this light gets brighter and warmer. As you breathe out, that light and warmth from your heart spreads throughout your entire body. Allow yourself to relax and enjoy this feeling. Continue breathing in, allowing your heart to get bright and warm and then breathing out, spreading this warmth and light throughout your body from the top of your head to the tips of your toes. Do this as long as you like before beginning the sequence.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Now bring to mind a being that is easy to love. Usually this is a child or pet, but can be a friend or family member if you like. This is a being who, when you think of them, instantly and easily warms and opens your heart. Feel your heart get bright and warm. Send this warmth and light, this loving-kindness, to that being, along with the wish for their genuine happiness. <b><i>There is a limitless supply of this loving-kindness within your heart. </i></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Bring to mind yourself. See yourself standing before you. Not you when you have your act together, but you as you are right now, with all your quirks and faults. Feel your heart’s brightness and warmth. Send this warmth and light, this loving-kindness you have generated, to yourself, along with the wish for your genuine happiness.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Now bring to mind someone you don’t know; a person who you’ve recently seen at the store, on the street, standing in line somewhere. Send them that same bright, warm loving-kindness from your heart along with the wish for their happiness.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Now bring to mind someone difficult. It doesn’t have to be the most difficult person in your life. Perhaps it’s simply someone who has rubbed you the wrong way. Send them this same bright, warm loving-kindness from your heart along with the wish for their happiness.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Now imagine the light from your heart getting bigger and brighter and shining through the pores in your body. You are now glowing and shining this light of loving-kindness from all directions: your front, your sides, and your back. This light and warmth from your heart continues to grow and shine out more and more and it reaches all beings in your neighborhood, then your city, then your state, the country, the continent, around the world, the universe and beyond. Send this warm, bright light and loving kindness you have generated, along with the wish for their happiness, to all beings everywhere.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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But I also feel filled to the brim with words and premises and punchlines and ideas for jokes that I don’t give a crap about right now. Full of dates on a calendar and schedules and appointments and to do lists and plans for building the life of my dreams!<br />
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But this is in stark contrast to another life, where I spent many years stuck. Years and years holding back, fearful and not doing much toward getting unstuck. I worked, came home, watched TV and complained about my life. I call this sticky, stuck-y chunk of time The Couch Years.<br />
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<b>Finally, the desire to become unstuck had become greater than the limited comfort of being stuck.</b> Armed with my new found meditation practice, more clarity and my rediscovered gut…and I was OFF! Off the couch and running. <br />
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At first it was a slow jog, but in recent years it has become an all-out sprint. <br />
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So much to do! So much to be! Answer the call! Got to say yes to life after years of saying no! <br />
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Then in 2008, a life-threatening health scare landed me in the hospital<b> </b>and after almost kicking the bucket, I fully felt the preciousness of life. <b> I was filled with a desire to live fully, even if my fear and doubt decided to tag along</b>. Nothing could stop me. I ramped up my comedy schedule more and more, getting up to do comedy every chance I had. And I started teaching meditation on top of my job as a massage therapist. Writing and working and teaching and performing and keeping up with my Facebook page and emails and texting while driving (whaaaat?) and cramming 28 hours worth of stuff in to 24 hours a day.<br />
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And then I met my amazing boyfriend! I decided sleep was overrated as I added sheer bliss, romance and love on to my plate.<br />
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And this past year I re-invented my meditation workshops in to Comedy Karma and Creativity Karma, delightfully filling my schedule even more. Wake up, meditate, go go go, love, work, make people laugh, teach, work, make my boyfriend's cats laugh and keep saying yes to life.<br />
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People remarked: "I don't know how you do all of this!" and "You're always so busy!" <br />
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The Couch Years seemed long behind me. In fact, I forgot I even had a couch. <br />
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Oh yeah. I forgot about<i> balance</i>.<br />
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This hit me like a ton of bricks a couple of months ago when I got slammed with a bad flu and found myself…on the couch.<br />
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Thank Buddha for my meditation practice. Otherwise I don’t know how I could have done this schedule and all this craziness the past several years. </div>
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The thing about meditation is it gets you in touch with the experience of vast spaciousness so that creativity can blossom and form can come in to being. <b>Y</b><b>ou begin to know the difference between your gut and fear.</b> Meditation strengthens your mind so that you become very focused and very effective, wherever you place your mind. And there are countless other fruit it bears...<br />
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So my meditation practice has contributed to my being able to accomplish and do so much: <b>alertness, focus, concentration, personal power.</b><br />
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But I still have lots of opportunity to practice the other things my meditation practice helps teach me: <b>relaxation, openness, spaciousness, trust.</b><br />
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Trusting that things will unfold, rather than my having to jump in and <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">make</i> them happen. Rather than wanting results now. Or losing sight of the present moment. And gripping tightly to outcomes. <br />
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Enjoying <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">what is</i>, and acting from a place of enthusiasm and joy, rather than trying to make up for lost time…for all that time on the couch.<br />
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So I've cut back on performing and the gigs I'm saying yes to.<br />
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Comedy Karma workshops are on hold till June.<br />
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And in a couple of days, I’m leaving for ten day silent meditation retreat.<br />
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I want to start trusting that I won’t go back to the couch. <b>Between the highway and the couch there is a path of balance.</b> The couch in itself is not “bad”. The couch can be a healing, resting place when used in balance with action. <b>Stillness and action. Rest and movement.<i> Balance.</i></b><br />
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Shamatha is a foundational practice I’ll be using while on retreat. <b>Buddhist meditation includes shamatha (<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">tranquility</i>) and vipassana (<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">insight</i>) practice. </b> <b>Shamatha is key to creating a strong, focused, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">tranquil</i> mind so that one may have lasting <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">insights</i> in to the nature of mind and the nature of reality.</b><br />
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Follow your breath. No need to change it or "do" anything; just watch it. Hold it tenderly. Remain on the breath and after many, many breaths and the breath drops away, remain on the spot where you perceived the breath. Be led in to experiencing emptiness. <b> </b><br />
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<b>For instructions on doing <i>shamatha</i> at home, click<span style="color: blue;"> </span></b><b style="color: blue;"><a href="http://sarahtaylor.org/blog/shamatha-practice/">here</a></b><br />
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We might turn away. Or obsess over <span class="yshortcuts">CNN. Or feel</span> overwhelmed, guilty, helpless, numb. We may become more self absorbed as a defense to such enormous grief and then think: "How can I be so obsessed with my little life when there's bigger fish to fry in the universal pan?"<br />
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In Buddhism, the first Noble Truth that "life is suffering" is not a proclamation that "life sucks". It's a truth urging us to be more willing to face suffering squarely. To really look in to its eyes. When we practice this, we can handle anything that comes our way.<br />
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There is a belief – especially in recent years – that we must think only <span class="yshortcuts">happy thoughts</span> and to avoid, avert and distract ourselves from <i>what is</i>. We avoid "bad energy" at all costs and after awhile, we're living like ostriches, with our blindfolded head in the pink sand, believing that <i>this</i> will attract shiny happy things in our lives. This way of living can actually create more fear. It can make us live smaller.<br />
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And facing suffering, understanding suffering, doesn’t mean being glued to the TV watching horribleimage after horrible image for hours on end. This, actually, can be a hysterical indulgence after a certain point.</div>
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So what do you do?<br />
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You could donate to The Red Cross, you could call to make sure friends and relatives are safe, you could organize a benefit. But beyond this, what the hell do you do in order to understand such suffering on a deep level? I don't know completely. But I've been doing Tonglen.</div>
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<b>Tonglen is a beautiful practice for suffering.</b> Basically, you breathe in suffering and you breathe out relief. You actually <i>relate</i> to suffering, rather than turn away. Rather than worry and obsess. Rather than wish things were different. </div>
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<b>The Buddhist path is one of fearlessness.</b> When you truly feel that nothing in life can touch your <span class="yshortcuts">inner sense</span> of grace, deep peace and happiness, you become braver in life. You take risks. You live bigger. You're happier. <br />
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So. What to do in the face of such suffering? When there is seemingly no compassionate action you can take in the moment? Try Tonglen.<br />
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<b><u>Heart of Bodhicitta</u></b>:<br />
Get in contact with your open, loving, wise heart. If you have trouble with this, just think of you at your best. This heart is from where all your good deeds have ever sprung. <b>This is a place of spaciousness, wisdom, stillness, clarity, compassion and loving kindness. A collection of all that is good in you. </b> Trust me, it’s there. If you don’t think you have it, borrow someone else’s. Hell, Angelina Jolie’s will work. Or Mother Theresa. Or your great grandma. But see it as a beautiful orb of light in the center of your chest. Maybe golden light, or pure white light. However this resonates with you, get in contact with your heart of bodhicitta, your inherent goodness and compassionate wisdom that is there. Rest your attention here for a while. Count to ten breaths.<br />
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<b><u>Breathe In Suffering</u>: </b><br />
Now see the suffering of another, perhaps a loved one, as a black cloud. It’s hot and thick. Breathe this black cloud of suffering in to your spacious, open, loving heart. <b>Your heart uses it for fuel and…</b><br />
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<b>...As you breathe out, exhale relief to those in suffering in the form of this beautiful light from your heart.</b> Exhale compassion, loving kindness, stillness, expansive clarity and wisdom. All that is limitless and true in your heart of bodhicitta. Let these qualities touch and relieve those beings who suffer. <br />
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In, suffering, out, relief. In, blackness, out, light.<br />
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We want to not do such a thing, right? I mean, breathing in suffering? Are you nuts? Try it anyway. <br />
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Breathe in the suffering of others. Focus on a single being at first. Perhaps a woman who has lost her child in the tsunami. A nuclear plant worker. A dog who cannot find its master, roaming the devastated shoreline. <br />
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Breathe in your own suffering; your own resistance to life, your resistance to your meditation practice, your resistance to washing the dishes after dinner and the fight you always get in to with your loved one about it.<br />
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Breathe in the truth of life; that we all have suffering of some kind or another, taking various shapes and forms that are no more and no less <i>suffering</i>.<br />
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Breathe out the truth of inherent wisdom, kindness, compassion, spaciousness, stillness, clarity.<br />
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<b>Eventually, with this practice, </b><b>you begin to hold suffering and bodhicitta together, in the palm of the same hand, neither fearing and averting, nor attaching and preferring.</b> <b> </b><b>It’s all of it. Just like life.</b><b> </b> <br />
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I do Tonglen for myself, for loved ones, for a woman with a suffering face in line at the grocery store. For my parents, who did the best they could. For ex boyfriends who didn't do whatever they didn't do. For those who have caused harm to me. For those to whom I've caused harm. For a dear friend who's going through a breakup. For an entire nation that is ravaged by loss and devastation. </div>
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And I begin to be able to face the un-faceable. And I begin to know there is something else there <i>alongside</i> all that suffering.<br />
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<b>And low and behold I find I can truly handle whatever comes my way more often than not.</b><b> </b> This breeds a trust that is always there. Well, <i>most</i> of the time. And so I keep practicing. In and out. In and out.<br />
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So I let myself be stuck and miserable and feel sorry for myself. And I really let it wash over me. I’m a method actress, you know. I get in to it. I'm that good. And after about a day of honoring how I feel - which is so important - I think:</div>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">Oh! And that suffering and impermanence business I just mentioned is always about ourselves. Me, me, me. It’s all about me! How can I make this about meeeee? And that, ladies and gentlemen, covers the third and final “mark of existence” known as <i>not self</i>. In a nutshell, we perceive everything through the lens of self and really, in the largest sense, it’s not about us. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">Anyway, I had a bar show the other night. Bar shows are unpredictable and messy. There’s usually one or two tables that refuse to shut up and a TV is blaring with some sports game and the patrons who are supposed to be listening to your brilliant comedic rantings are wasted. Not fun. At least not for the comics.<br />
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There’s an old Catskills style joke that goes like this:<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>A man on a New York street stopped a passerby, asking:</i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“How do I get to Carnegie Hall?”</i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>The passerby replied: “Practice, practice, practice.”</i><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">A while back, I made the choice to view every challenge in life as an opportunity to practice something.</div></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">This came in handy in 2008, when I almost died. Twice. I had undiagnosed appendicitis and by the time the doc figured it out, some shit had not just gone down, it had hit the proverbial fan. A raging infection, two surgeries, ongoing care from a nurse, much pain and uncertainty and four months later, I was finally able to get back to my life. <br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">When the first ghastly pangs of appendicitis started - during my birthday weekend, no less - and nobody could figure out what it was, I remember my inner voice saying stuff like:</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">"But it's my birthday!" </div><div class="MsoNormal"> </div><div class="MsoNormal">and </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">“I wish this wasn’t happening!”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"></div><div class="MsoNormal">"Why me?"</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">…and then a light bulb went off. And I relaxed. This <i>is</i> what’s happening. Wishing it <i>wasn’t</i> will only compound my suffering. So surrender. Which is not resignation, by the way. <b>Surrender is not giving up, but giving over to whatever situation you find yourself in and meeting it fully. </b>And I had plenty of opportunity to practice this during the four-month-appendicitis-hell. Which wasn't so hellish after all, thanks to the practice of surrender. </div><b> </b> </div><div class="MsoNormal">So back to something almost as painful as appendicitis: bar shows!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">At the bar show the other night, waiting to go on, I took in the surroundings. There was a table up front texting and talking, a few tables laughing and enjoying things (thankfully); a large table in back YELLING at each other throughout the entire show and some tables off to the side cheering whoever was winning the game on TV. And the inner voices inside <i>me</i> were almost winning:</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">“Oh god, I wish I wasn’t here. I wish they were listening. I wish the sound system was louder” and on and on.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Right before I was about to get up on stage, my loving, wonderful, mind-reading boyfriend got up from his chair, whispering to me:</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">“That’s it. I’m going to tell them to be quiet.” </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Heart flutters. My prince! But I paused a moment as the light bulb went off and I whispered back:</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">“Thank you, but don't say anything; it’s fine.” And he got it. He knows me so well. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I wanted to meet <i>what is</i> and work with it. That’s the spiritual way of looking at it. The comic’s way of looking at it? I love a challenge, it’ll make me better, so bring it on, bitches!!<br />
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So I stepped up there and met the moment. Dealing with TVs on, audience members who had no idea they were audience members and a noise level that rivaled the circus helped me get very present and very creative. I was relaxed but on my toes. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I didn’t compound my <b><i>suffering</i></b> by wishing it was different. <b>I practiced surrendering to <i>what is</i> and thus found a place from which to work with the situation. </b>In resistance, we can’t find that place. Throughout my set, I picked and chose material that suited the circumstances. Perhaps not a night to whip out the subtlest and smartest comedy material, but a night for material that would get their attention. I talked to them. I called out the situation and made fun of it. But more than anything, I just worked <i>with</i> what was happening, even though I wanted to <i>hate</i> what was happening. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I kept practicing the release of the desire to make this about me. <b>My ego wanted to let the circumstances tell me something about my identity, my “self”, even though in a larger sense it really had nothing to do with me. </b>It was just another show. <b><i>Not self</i></b><i>. </i> I wanted to listen to the inner voice that told me I’m a failure for still doing bar shows. And that because I’m not performing at Carnegie Hall but instead at a place offering $5 baskets of shrimp, there is something terribly, terribly wrong with me, my life and everything I stand for. But I chose not to go there. Well, not completely. Practice, practice, practice. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">And finally I practiced releasing attachment to things staying a certain way. At various points during my set, they were listening instead of watching TV, laughing instead of drunkenly shouting to their friends. But I accepted it might not stay that way. <b><i>Impermanence</i></b>. <b>Change is the only constant we have. </b> I may have their attention now, but I refuse to take it personally or get thrown if two minutes from now they’re back to cheering on Kobe. Or whoever has the football at the moment. The Lakers are a football team, right? Can’t remember. Anyway, back to me. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Success! I had a good time, the audience (that was listening) had a good time and miraculously some people who weren’t listening actually listened and even laughed. Sure, I was proud of myself for meeting a small challenge like this with awareness. The practice is paying off. But then I proceeded to get in a fight with my boyfriend on the way home where I said things I wish I hadn’t and generally acted like an asshole. I’m human, what can I say? We’re all trying to do our best. Practice, practice, practice.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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In every aspect of our lives, practice, practice, practice. And eventually we will get to Carnegie Hall...whatever that is for each of us.</div>Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-64365923795827722162011-02-28T18:07:00.000-08:002011-02-28T18:07:00.100-08:00Distracted Thought...Or Devastatingly Brilliant One?I teach meditation to a lot of artists, writers, comics, actors. So I'm often asked what to do if, when you sit to meditate, creative ideas come forward. Do you treat them as monkey mind and get back to meditating? Do you sacrifice your day's meditation for the creative flow of ideas? Do you set the ideas aside, trusting they'll be back later? Just let them float by and label them as "thoughts"? Or, in this case, brilliant, creative, innovative, the-world-must-know-of-this thoughts?<br />
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A meditation practice opens you up to your creativity in a way that is astounding. <b>When we still our mind on a regular basis and "empty out", we then become a channel for inspiration to fill us up on a regular basis. </b> Suddenly we know exactly what to do with all those thoughts that seem to overflow in our minds. It's like our mind is a closet that gets a makeover: because we've created some space, we now know just what to do with everything. Many thoughts we let go of, like a purge to the Goodwill for unwanted thoughts. Others are seen in a new light and appreciated. And of course there is now space for new, amazing thoughts. Except now, perhaps, we choose the thoughts that we let hang around in our closet more wisely.<br />
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When I create my most weird and fun and authentic and smart material as a comedian, I've usually meditated earlier. And I notice my meditation practice gives me the discipline when I sit down to write, to actually write. So when I sit down to meditate, I meditate. Well,<i> most</i> of the time. <br />
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<div class="MsoNormal"></div><div class="MsoNormal">Whenever we sit to meditate, the intention is to meditate. But sometimes, creativity will come forward as soon as we get a little quiet and we may be inspired to get up and have a<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">This is really the practitioner's call. The mind will always find something to take us away from our meditation, something more "important" (the dishes we have to do, that call we need to make, the worries that parade through our mind) and sometimes it can take the form of something noble like a "brilliant idea".<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Let’s say the ideas are not a trickle but a stream.</b> If you have a strong practice and know the difference between the monkey mind throwing poop at you and true inspiration, open your eyes and jot down some notes. Keep a pad of paper (I do!) next to your meditation area and <i>with discipline</i>, open your eyes, jot down your notes and then <b><i>set them aside</i></b>. Just as we set aside thoughts when we do certain concentration based meditations, do the same here.<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>If the creative thoughts are a flood</b>, then perhaps you must get up and devote yourself fully to a creativity session rather than a meditation session. Let it out! Let it flow! Enjoy it!<br />
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<b>And then have the discipline to sit back down afterward and actually meditate.</b> Otherwise your monkey mind will begin to convince you each day, as you sit to meditate, that you have a new brilliant idea that must be attended to immediately. Or that you MUST get up and Google yourself. Or finish rearranging your underwear drawer. And if you get in the habit of always interrupting your meditation session, you won't get very far in your practice. You may get far in the screenplay and that's great! But after you honor your flood of creativity and those re-writes on the third act you just immersed yourself in...sit back down before the day is through! Balance, baby, balance. And Googling yourself is never as fascinating as you think it's going to be. <br />
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Building a meditation practice that works with your creativity, your schedule, your temperament and your style is worth it. It takes some determination and discipline, but once you're in the zone, it'll inform everything you do in your life. And it'll be a large part of the reason you're having incredible creative downloads in the first place! (OK, now you can go Google yourself. You know you want to.)<br />
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</div>Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-21895897479193070512011-02-24T02:53:00.000-08:002011-02-25T00:36:37.685-08:00La Connection<div class="MsoNormal">A little over a week ago, I did a gig at The La Quinta Country Club. La Quinta is an affluent resort town just outside of Palm Springs. And I was to be the comedy entertainment at a 13 year old’s birthday party. Not for the 13 year olds in attendance – although I do have a joke about how lame 8<sup>th</sup> grade is that’s been totally killing since 9<sup>th</sup> grade – but for the 13 year olds’ family and family friends in the next room. I have to say, doing stand up for the kids looked more promising when I first arrived.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fqOIdgkgmWk/TWYu0coHTAI/AAAAAAAAAEs/mqYsQ8OIdp0/s1600/laQunita.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fqOIdgkgmWk/TWYu0coHTAI/AAAAAAAAAEs/mqYsQ8OIdp0/s320/laQunita.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"> </div><div class="MsoNormal">Let’s just say this was not my demographic. It was a lot of parents and grandparents. I would have thought a comic who talks about being a mom would be best for the gig, but hey, I’m not one to turn down some dough in exchange for some dick jokes. Which brings me to dick jokes. Not that I really have any. Comics sometimes like to refer to doing stand up as “telling dick jokes” in an attempt to belittle what we do. After all, we’re just hired clowns telling dirty jokes, right?</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Looking at the crowd, I worried. These were white, upscale, conservative folks, many over the age of 60. Again, not my demographic. How would I connect to them? </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">My job as a comic is to connect to people. Making them laugh is good, too. But first and foremost, I believe that good stand up is all about connection. Bringing the room together. Helping everyone there feel a connection not just to me but to each other. And those connection moments of “aha!” where we realize we’re not alone in being human, sound like laughter. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">The stage was set apart from the audience and the first two rows of tables were empty. About 50 or 60 audience members sat at the back of the room sipping wine and I stood on a little stage waaaay across the other side of the room. None of this is conducive to connection, let alone comedy. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I started out testing the waters…the jokes that usually go over well were met with stares and polite chuckles. There was so much staring. Ugh. “TV has ruined peoples’ enjoyment of live events!” I thought. Or maybe I sucked. It’s all possible. I looked at my watch: 2 minutes down, 43 minutes to go. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">And I experienced that moment of: “Oh just give up” mixed with “I wish this was different/better/at least not as awful as it is”. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">But by having a meditation practice, I've learned to <b>meet the moment, work with <i>what is</i><i> </i>and remain curious and determined. </b><b></b>Wishing things were different, feeling bad for myself and resisting <i>what is</i> compounds suffering. Meet the moment. So I decided to meet <i>them</i>. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal">And by minute 3 I hopped off the stage, walked past the rows of empty tables up to the full tables and began talking to them. Suddenly they realized they were not at home watching T.V. and sat up straighter, their eyes glinting, perhaps with fear and the chilling thought: “I hope this comic doesn’t talk to me.” But I did. And I learned so much! Paul and Dina have been married a long time and Paul knows her cup size but Dina’s long forgotten it. Shelly is in her 50s and single and has made a new year’s resolution to meet a man who will remember her cup size. And Jenny is a saucy 70 + woman with five kids and five grand-kids she adores, all of whom have watched her cup size grow over the years.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">By minute 10, there was a sort of cohesiveness to the room; everyone had been seen, acknowledged. They loosened. <i>I </i>loosened. I had thought I needed to keep it clean, given the crowd, but I dropped an F-bomb early on to test the waters. OK, good. Now let’s talk about sex. Aha. Yep: everyone does it, has done it or wants to do more of it. Like Shelly, whose new year's resolution involves doing a lot of it. We’re all joined by relationships - to our spouses, significant others, our families, to each other. Connection. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Minute 25 and there were still some people holding back and I respected that. I didn’t get in their face. I didn’t ask them questions. But I acknowledged them, included them. Minute 30 and guards were dropped. Laughter was coming easily and in my closing 10 minutes I managed to slip in my one, actual dick joke. I witnessed several people laughing so hard, they were choking on their pinot noir. There was no more holding back from them. They were with me. I was with them. We were all connected. They applauded heartily and loudly as I left the stage and I heard a few “woot woot”s coming from the AARP members in the corner. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">Simply put, this was a gig that required “crowd work”. Call it what you will, but the job got done: connection, laughter. Laughter, connection. It was nice. But what happened next was wonderful.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">A man came up to me and excitedly asked for the microphone. I handed it to him and he jumped up on that little stage.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">“Now I want to tell a joke!” he declared to the crowd and with that, he launched in to a rambling old-school joke. He finished, looking positively lit up at the laughter in the room. I sat down in front at an empty table, cheering and applauding. A woman who had been sitting in the back of the audience came and joined me.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Another person stood up and said: “I want to tell a joke!” And another. And another. Laughter, applause, connection. These fledgling comics beamed. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">A man grabbed the mic to tell his joke and he nervously began, “So a teacher ---“ but he stopped. “Oh no." He whispered. "I’m so nervous, I forgot.” </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">“Take a breath and trust that you know it." I called out from the front row. "Take your time! We’ll wait!” He looked down at the ground, took a breath and his head popped up:</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">“So a teacher was in the classroom one day—“ </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">He turned to me in disbelief and delight and said: “It worked!” </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">And like a comic on his way to being pro he turned back to the crowd and reveled in finishing the joke.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">And this kept going. There were punch lines we had heard before, stories that were silly, jokes that were so old they were around way before Sally was born. The mic was like a torch being passed to everyone. Maybe I brought them together. Maybe I inspired them. Or maybe after witnessing my 45 minutes they thought: ”Hell, I can do <i>that</i>”. It doesn't matter what started it! What mattered was that it was happening. Something had been kindled and fanned and flamed and now it was being tended to. I was touched. And if I had anything at all to do with it, then I had done my real job. Not the "front" job I have, that of making people laugh, but my <i>real</i> job: connection. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">It was getting late and I finally started to leave right after a woman got up and sang something so pretty it brought tears to my eyes. And as I slipped out the door, paycheck in hand, I looked back at all of them, the people who I labeled “not my demographic.” They looked so different now than they did before. And I realized: we’re all each others’ demographic simply because we’re human. There is so much that connects us. And connection is what we crave. As well as the occasional good dick joke. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div>Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-10641211334321435382011-02-15T16:34:00.000-08:002011-03-19T04:22:10.140-07:00Faith, Determination and That Monkey Mind of Mine<div class="MsoNormal">I posted a blog on 2/14 about how moving toward a goal is often like a drive to the beach. If you know that's where you want to go, start heading West! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">A fellow meditator asked me a question after reading that blog:</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><i><b>" Your 'drive to the beach' reminds me a bit of my rambling and distracting mind when I meditate sometimes. I start on the object: "the beach" and then find myself wandering off...</b></i><br />
<i><b>[What do I do] when my willy nilly mind gets the best of me?"</b></i><br />
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Great question! Working with the distracted mind can sometimes lead to dullness in our practice and a mechanical approach. We know we're to bring ourselves back to the object of our meditation each time we wander off. But sometimes we’re simply going through the motions each time we pull our attention back over and over. We’re doing it by rote, but we don’t really have enough interest in the object of our meditation to want to stay there in the first place. Here’s where faith and determination come in.<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">And here’s where I switch analogies away from “the beach” for a minute. Our mind is like a very small child who wants to wander in to the busy, colorful street. We have her by the hand and each time she pulls toward the street or takes a step in to the street, we lovingly yet firmly pull her back. We do this not just because we love her and want the best for her, but because we have faith that <i>this action is actually building toward something</i>. Each time we lovingly yet firmly pull her back she is gaining an awareness, a habit, a sense of the larger picture. And some day she will know to do this on her own. We have faith in this small action that is taken over and over and over again. And our determination is fueled by this faith. And we must have determination to build a strong meditation practice. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">In my classes, I talk about having “interested determination” in your practice. Take an interest in the object of your meditation (the breath, an orb of light) and summon your determination to be there. Let there be faith that <i>the mere action of continuing to bring yourself back time and again is enough. </i>Not getting to some vast spacious place of bliss. But the mere action of bringing yourself back over and over is perhaps – maybe at least for today’s meditation – what it’s all about. Pulling that small child back from the busy street is no action taken in vain.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I recommend bearing in mind the above before all else. But some days we're just off the object more than we're on and we want to just leave the child at home! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">So...back to the beach analogy. I look at it this way: the “beach” is a strong meditation practice. The "road" is whichever practice we've chosen to do. There are many roads that lead to a strong practice. So if you’ve been doing, say, Shamatha (mindfulness with breathing, where the object is the breath) for several weeks in a row and perhaps today and yesterday and the day before you were off more than you were on, then maybe it’s time to invest in a new practice for a time. Take a small street. Hop on the freeway. But get on a different road.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">When I have an unusually distracted mind, I do <u><b>Tonglen</b></u>. I visualize my heart as a golden, glowing orb of light and home to Bodhicitta. Bodhicitta is any compassion, loving kindness, awakened, enlightened part of my being that exists. And if I’m having a crappy day and don’t believe any of that stuff exists in or on or around me, I summon my faith. I have faith that I have some<i> sliver</i> of Bodhicitta within me and I see it as a golden orb of light in my chest. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">Luckily the visualization and the fact that this is a moving mind meditation keep my monkey mind occupied. Sometimes we have to throw the monkey mind a banana. And Tonglen is one potent and nourishing banana for our whole being.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">Whenever we switch to a new practice, it’s usually a good idea to commit to doing it for at least ten days. Otherwise, our wiley self (ego) can convince us that this isn’t the right practice for us…or this one…or this one… or this one…and then the bell rings and our meditation session is over. Oh, you rascally ego!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">So maybe Tonglen is your practice for a little while. In the meantime, you and your monkey mind...and perhaps all beings...have been nourished. And we all need a snack on the way to the beach.</div>Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-33003741199163463812011-02-14T17:46:00.000-08:002011-05-24T22:00:05.285-07:00Start Heading WestI have a friend and student whose talented work is wonderful and should be seen by the masses! But she gets stuck for periods of time. Maybe because getting there seems like too much work. Or too confusing. Or maybe because she, too, knows her work should be seen by the masses yet she is overwhelmed by the thought of all the small, humbling steps that can lead her there. And boy, those humbling steps are no fun sometimes to our dear, sweet ego. Gulp.<br />
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I see life as a dance of stillness and action. Every moment is filled with both - call it form and emptiness if you will - and any success, large or small, is woven of this.<br />
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As a meditation teacher, I champion stillness: finding moments of it in your busy life, setting aside time to embrace it regularly, getting comfortable with the vast expanse of what seems-like-nothing-going-on as you sit on the cushion and follow your breath. And we know by now that stillness is a close friend of emptiness and that emptiness is the womb of all creativity. So to embrace that emptiness is to really get behind yourself in creating something incredible that you haven't even dreamed of yet. Getting friendly with emptiness and stillness can feel like a challenge, but luckily there is action we can take toward this: meditation! Meditation itself is a dance of action and stillness. You are engaged in active attention <i>resting</i> on the breath - the object - while allowing your mind to slowly still. Action, stillness, action, stillness happening simultaneously. That's "nutshelling" it a bit. But you get it.<br />
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To experience our dreams taking form, we must take action. We get clear, focused, alert and tap in to our heart and wisdom by sitting and meditating. And then we get in to action. And then we sit. And then we get in to action. Ah, the dance is happening everywhere!<br />
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Look at it this way: if you want to go to beach, you start heading West. At least you do if you live in Southern California, as I do. (Sorry, East coast and your snow! Don't hate me!).<br />
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Maybe you don't know what street to take - there are so many, after all. Maybe all you know is to head West. Great. Start there. You're headed West! As you get closer to the beach, you make adjustments. Your GPS system is your wisdom and clarity gained from your meditation practice. You change course as needed, naturally and gracefully. You turn down a side street, back on to a main street, hop on to the freeway for a bit and then jump off and take a rambling scenic route. Or maybe you see a cafe that looks really, really cool and you want to get still for a while so you stop in and sit down. And maybe that's where you decide to <i>not</i> go to the beach today but to start working at the cafe you're sitting in and you help turn it in to dance club where you shake your booty every night and you invent a dance called the "Action/Stillness Dance" and you find yourself being asked to be one of the judges on <i>So You Think You Can Dance </i>and Oprah gives you your own channel because the "Action/Stillness Dance" is sweeping the country. It all happened because you wanted to go to the beach. Now you can <i>buy</i> a house on the beach. So there. <br />
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And all this because you started heading toward your goal. Toward. Not <i><b>at</b></i>, like a damn torpedo, so sure and hard. But <b><i>toward</i></b>, allowing the dance of stillness and action to take you where you're going.<br />
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So wherever you're at, just start heading West. I think my friend is starting to!<br />
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"I slept wrong."<br />
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They nod in understanding. Humanity <i>gets</i> sleeping wrong. We've all done it.<br />
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But saying "I slept wrong" sounds odd to me. I mean, sleeping is as natural as breathing. We all know how to do that. Which makes me think: "If I can't get sleeping right, what the hell <i>else</i> am I doing wrong?" And that line of thinking is a sure-fire downward spiral in to self doubt and criticism. I mean if I can't even sleep "right" then how can I trust myself to do anything? <br />
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OK, OK calm down. Not you, <i>me</i>. Ouch.<br />
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The thing is, there are habits and patterns we engage in every moment of every day that we don't even notice. We don't even question these habits and patterns because we've done them so much, over and over again and there is a comfort, sometimes, simply in doing them. "Yeah, I know this. This is familiar." The comfort signals to us we're in familiar territory and that we must be OK, that we're doing it "right", that we've maintained the illusion of some ground in our life.<br />
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And so I keep sleeping wrong. <br />
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When I start to drift off at night and am just at the edge of sleep, I turn over on to my right side. I curl my knees up slightly toward my chest. Aaaaah. I've been doing this since I was a child. I relax more deeply. My head gets heavy. And soon, in no time, I slip in to the velvety expanse of sleep and then - ouch! I wake up in the morning with a stiff neck that plagues me all day. Clearly the short term comfort of rolling over on to my side at night can't be worth the price of suffering all the next day. As well as the questions I get every time I grimace.<br />
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"What happened?"<br />
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"I slept wrong."<br />
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"Yeah." They nod.<br />
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There is often a better way. But we don't want to give up our comforts, the comforts of habit. However, if we truly want change, want growth, want freer, happier lives, we have to give up our comforts and learn new ways. What's on the other side of that is so much juicier!<br />
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Having a daily meditation practice continues off the cushion and in to our "daily lives". Since our awareness has been developing, we begin to see more clearly what does not serve us. There's no beating ourselves up over what we see, because we've cultivated a soft and warm heart toward ourselves and others. Nice. This loving awareness gives us the place from which we take action. We've gotten pretty good at tapping our determination. And because we've now cultivated a strong mind by bringing ourselves back to our meditation over and over again, we're able to implement change as well as the ability to follow it through. And voila! We've developed a new habit, a healthier habit. And this gives us confidence to tackle bigger and bigger stuff in our lives. No longer a slave to simply what is comfortable and what is known. Willing to see <i>what is</i> and to also see things differently. And brave enough to make necessary changes that take us out of our comfort zone.<br />
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And so I offer this to you: what are you doing that leads to pain and suffering that you wish you could stop? Are you willing to get out of your comfort zone and do something about it? <br />
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I am. I'm sleeping on my back from now on. This is a new practice. In time it will become a new habit that feels "right". And soon I won't even miss the comfort of rolling on to my side at night. Or the pain in the morning. But until then...is there a chiropractor in the house? Ouch!Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-35715050640489557552011-01-08T18:02:00.000-08:002011-01-15T16:49:55.212-08:00Beginnigs and Endings = Right NowWhere am I going? Where am I headed?<br />
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We focus on certain parts of our lives and expect some sort of solid outcome we can point to. Yet those parts and the parts of those parts are always beginning and ending. Coming together and going apart. Arising and ceasing. Change is the only constant. Buddhists call this mark of existence <i>impermanence</i>. It is a spiritual truth, a reality that permeates everything.<br />
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But where am I going? Where am I headed?<br />
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Relax! Here's the thing.<br />
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We start a project that doesn't really come together, and it ends. But we meet someone on that project who makes us laugh. We start a friendship with them. Because we start a friendship with them, we spend more time having fun with them. And our house plant dies. Oops! So we decide to get a cactus. This starts a cactus obsession that leads to creating a cacti emporium off of Highway 5, but not with the friend who makes us laugh because her marriage ended and she moved away and so we decided to do this all on our own which feels amazing and powerful and we ask: "How the hell did I get here?" Beginnings and endings, my friend. And karma. But let's just stick to beginnings and endings. <br />
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At the start of every year I get all freaked out that not enough has happened in the year before and that I've got to do more this year. And where am I headed anyway? Is this all adding up to anything really? And on and on and on blah blah blah. I go meditate. Aaaaah. That's better. <br />
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Everything that has come before us, all the starts and finishes, beginnings and endings has created a matrix of where we are <i>right now</i>. And where we are right now lays a foundation for where we <i>will</i> be. More beginnings, more endings, all happening right now in the time it takes you to read this sentence.<br />
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Some say I've done a 360 with my life, yet where I am today actually makes perfect sense when I look at where I was ten years ago. I can now connect the dots. And ultimately, I am grateful for where I am. So just because I can't connect the dots now to my future is no reason to panic. And when I <i>do</i> panic, I take a moment and tell myself: "Maybe right now everything is perfect. And maybe I am exactly where I need to be." Aaaah. I breathe a little easier and relax in to the present moment. This relaxation and clarity helps me move forward with intention.<br />
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So yes: be mindful of the moment you're in now, for it bears the fruit of tomorrow. Go where the energy is, do what gives you joy, take your vitamins, remember to water your plants, dream something big and start the first step and just trust. And try not to despair as things die or end this year. Beginnings and endings in themselves are neither "good" nor "bad". They simply <i>are</i>. And that's life. Whew. I feel better now.<br />
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I'm all for having goals and working toward them and seeing dreams come to fruition. In fact, I've made a few goals come to life just in the past year! I have an amazing boyfriend who is on the same page as me. I'm now teaching way more than I was before and am loving it. I'm getting more paid gigs as a comic and an actor.<br />
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This feels great for me since I spent many years sitting on the couch eating Pop Tarts and saying no to life. In fact, if you compared my life today to my life just six years ago, you wouldn't recognize me. Physically, for sure, since I was about 4 sizes bigger. Mmmmmmm, Pop Tarts. But I'm also different energetically, emotionally, psychologically, spiritually. I was an over eater, over drinker and an under achiever. But that's a story for another blog another day.<br />
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Simply put, my life is drastically different than it used to be. It's not just better. Most days, I wake up excited! And some days I wake up overwhelmed, tired and cranky with morning breath. OK, most days I wake up with morning breath. I shouldn't eat garlic past midnight. But the point is that overall, I'm inspired. If the past several years are any indication about how a human being can change their life, then I have confidence that my life has endless possibilities.<br />
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</tbody></table>The change I've enjoyed in recent years hasn't necessarily come from envisioning a certain life and rigidly sticking to that vision. I got clear about what I wanted, but mostly how I wanted to feel: free, creative and self expressed, loving and being deeply loved by myself and others who I care about, inspired, fulfilled and happy. <br />
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I took small, do-able steps and walked through doors where I felt the energy to be the most strong and delicious. Most important, I continued to deepen my meditation practice so that I could have a strong, clear compass for myself and actually SEE these doors opening along the way. <br />
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And I've been developing a barometer that helps me feel the difference between the true winds of change and being swept away by distraction or doubt or fear. My relationship to myself and the Universe has grown stronger and stronger the more I sit and meet myself day after day. And, like my meditation practice, I see over and over that life is about evolving with it all, rather than staying fixed or resolved.<br />
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I am letting go of some very firm, fixed ideas about how my life is supposed to be today. No, I never won the Tony award or inspired a new dance craze called The Pop Tart or made a million dollars by the time I hit 30. But wow I'm doing some things and meeting some people I never thought I would! And thank God for that! <br />
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At 17, I thought I'd be doing Shakespeare in the park and serious drama the rest of my life and I turned my nose up at making people laugh in comedy clubs. I am so glad I listened to my gut and not my fear or fixed ideas when I started contemplating comedy and teaching and the beautiful relationships I have in my life today.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">At 17, playing Kate in Taming of The Shrew. Iambic pentameter and a bad perm all in one show.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>So I resolve to continue to evolve. I resolve to be determined and to stay in action, yet to be open and flexible. To ebb and flow and lean in to the curves. To get out of my own way and to change and grow as my path does. That's not just surviving, that's thriving. So wish me luck. As a former resolutionist, I need all the help I can get being more of an evolutionist.Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2302216469220053123.post-4703514007116875912010-12-09T19:28:00.000-08:002011-05-24T22:11:29.855-07:00Perfect Can WaitAt the end of every workshop, we go around in a circle and state a creative intention and a personal intention for the week. And last Sunday, after leading a fantastic day-long meditation/writing workshop, I vowed - in front of my students - to finally start a Comedy Karma blog.<br />
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As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I heard an inner voice (one of many that I have, thank you) say:<br />
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"How are you going to do that? Where will you find the time? This is going to be a crazy-busy week! Start panicking now!"<br />
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You see, I had visions of this blog being designed beautifully with just the right color palette and pictures and offering forth an incredibly inspiring and hilaaaaaarious first blog posting and angels and mokeys flying out of it throwing candy at the reader. <br />
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After all, it's got to be perfect, right? So where would I find the time to create a blog and then post an absolutely perfect first posting? And also find time to pack, get an oil change for the car, return emails and calls that are piling up, meet with clients and do a comedy show before leaving town for a gig in Palm Springs in less than 48 hours?<br />
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<b>And then I remembered to work with <i>what is</i>. And to <i>do the best I can</i>. And to <i>release attachment </i>to the outcome. </b> I talk to students about working with what is and doing the best you can, wherever you're at. Meditation can be challenging - no one ever said it's easy - but we're up for that challenge when we work with what we've got, apply ourselves as best we can, are kind and loving toward ourselves and let go of how it's all supposed to turn out. <br />
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And the repeated practice of this fills us with the confidence that we can take on anything, over and over again. And we start to live a little more fully, rather than always waiting. When we release our attachment to outcome - to the way things are "supposed" to look - it opens up a door of possibilities.<br />
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So here I sit, trying to get as much done as possible, chomping on dinner, painting my toenails, and typing away. This blog isn't as hilaaaaarious as I'd like it to be and may not inspire anyone to meet their life differently and certainly no angels or monkeys were harmed in the making of this. But it has had my full attention (well, <i>almost</i> full as I juggle hummus and bright red nail polish) for the past ten minutes. And I'm proud of myself for summoning my determination to - as Nike urges - just do it.<br />
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Before I opened my mouth at the end of the workshop last Sunday, I was going to wait to start my blog. But I didn't. And now I kinda like what I wrote. Funny how that happens.Comedy Karmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10720211523662594457noreply@blogger.com3